funny things kids say...

Bryson walks upstairs one night walking kinda' funny

"Do you want to see whats in my butt?" he says

"No I don't want to see whats in your butt?" we say.

"Do you want to see whats in my secret piggy bank?" he begs, he then proceeds to pull and quarter out of his butt crack. Then he says," oh my gosh it smells like a hot dog."

One day when Jaden and Bryson were playing Jaden says "Bryson, your breath smells like the zoo."

When picking up Suka's dog duke's in the back yard,  Jaden was totally grossed out and would not stop talking about how gross this experience was for him.  Steve said "Jaden, this is part of dog ownership", Jaden responded with "no Dad, this is dog owner S-H-I-T"   have to admit that one was so on the money, we laughed laugh for about a week about it.

words with "ee"

I have been wondering why all the teenagers that email me or text me or whatnot have double "ee's" in them such as  "text mee back"  or" heey"  or "u r the beest."
Seriously wondering if I am missing some teenage crazee.